Post by hadassah on Apr 4, 2008 19:55:35 GMT -5
A little Christian humor
This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about
who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days,
and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will
judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did e very job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was
faster than he**.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of
course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known
in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically,
screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the
power went
out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
files from
the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How
come he has all
his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
>
This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about
who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days,
and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.
I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will
judge who does the better job.'
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did e very job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was
faster than he**.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of
course, the power
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known
in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them
restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically,
screaming:
'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the
power went
out!'
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
files from
the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How
come he has all
his work and I don't have any?'
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES
>
That was cute.